TUESDAY  05.14.02  10:05  EST

People Watching People Watching People

As I watched, she stood peering over his shoulder at today's New York Times. She standing, he seated. Her face was screwed together in what, I would soon learn, was a near permanent sneer. A scowl. A contemptuous configuration of facial features. As luck or fate would have it, I would continue to study her every frown and furrowed brow over the course of the entire commute (not one, but two transfers), culminating in a cymbal crashing finale of her cutting me off at a cross walk, powering past me with a self-possessed sense of urgency and entitlement. Is it wrong to hate people you don't know? ¶

Enjoy 0 (zero) format's hilarious 'Words Too Terrible to Write' (thanks Kerrie).

This has also just come to my attention (no pun intended- thanks Matt).

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