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TUESDAY 03.05.02 23:52 EST
Continuing my obsession with circus people:
What's your Thunderdome skill?
Here's the deal (and I can't take credit for this one– James
thought up this particular bon mot). If there were some sort of
apocalypse right now and life as we knew it would be turned upside
down, who (other than Tina Turner) would be fit to rule? The circus
people. That's who. They have so many skills vital to post-apocalyptic
life:
- They eat fire
- Are strong as nails (especially when they're hammering them into
their faces)
- Are emminently flexible (good for scratching hard to reach places and self fellatio)
- Can hang from ropes by their feet and necks
- Can juggle and use whips
- Able to throw and swallow knives
And did I mention that they're adept at spinning plates from their genitals?
What can I do? I can catch tennis balls with a tennis racquet. I can
make you a web site that tells you how to catch tennis balls
with a tennis racquet. Mad
Max doesn't need a web page... he needs a can of gasoline and
a crossbow.
Freaks shall inherit the earth.
4 days until the pimps party.
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