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by CHARLES PAUL FREUND [ from
Reason
Online ]

Washington's Home Depots ran out of plastic sheets yesterday
while I was doing the crossword puzzle, and that means that
I'll have to face terrorist attack protected only by my yanked-down
shower curtain. According to the pictures in the paper, spooked
local shoppers were making a run on duct tape while I was making
a sandwich… Continued… |
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